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Vologda, tel. 7-86-34 2 ! IT'S FLASH 2 wremq zadervki 9.5ns 2 potreblqemaq mo}nostx 2mWt/l| rabota perekl`~eniq 19pDv 2 ko|fficient razwetwleniq 20 2 ko|fficient razwetwleniq 10 2 W magazine: -Poslu{ajte, wa{e sredstwo ot moli nikuda ne goditsq. Molx vret ego s udowolxstwi- em! -Togda wse w porqdke. Poka ona ego vret, ej ne do odev- dy. 2 Muv^ina za{el w magazin i gromko kri^it prodaw}ice: -Spi^ek! -Ne kri^ite tak, q ne glu- haq! Raskri^alsq tut! Wam kakih, s filxtrom ili bez? 2 (8-ob}.,16-+5W). 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 1 ~}|{zyxwvuutsrqpponmmlkkjiihggfeedccbba``__^^]]\\[[ZZYYXXWWVVUUTTTSSRRQQQPPOOONNNMMLLLKKKJJJIIIHHHGGGFFFFEEEDDDCCCCBBBBAAAA@@@@????>>>>====<<<<<;;;;:::::99999888887777766666655555544444433333322222211111110000000///////........--------,,,,,,,,+++++++++*********)))))))))(((((((((('''''''''''&&&&&&&&&&&%%%%%%%%%%%$$$$$$$$$$$$$#############"""""""""""""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 ~|zdd|||dd~d 1 ~ingiz han 1 ~eskih (1533) i steklokerami~es-kih (I1533) korpusah tipa 1 ~``wp``kd``^Y``TO``KG``B?``;8 1 ~D:yMoR^`) 1 |ff~|<ff<c 1 |<|<`|<~`<> 1 {00eQ00>,00 1 zapuskatx odnowibrator takimi 1 zapusk proizojdet po '1' frontu na 1 yniT 9891 (c) 1 x6rvO\|x7Hp 1 wyh.('1') > 2.5 W. 1 wwedite urowenx slovnosti "; 1 wwedenie- S.T.SAM, 1 view ports 1 ver.5.xx. 1 vNGo,Sl.1k 1 ttttdddddttt 1 trudy okazalisx komu-to polezny. Uda~i wam w rabote s IS. 1 triggerom [mitta na whode. 1 tddddddddttt 1 talxnym raspoloveniem wywodow 1 tablicu tokow i naprqvenij IS, atakve wremennu` diagrammu ili 1 tablicu istinnosti. 1 steklokerami~eskih (I533) korpu-sah s wertikalxnym i gorizon- 1 steklokerami~eskih (I133) korpu-sah s gorizontalxnym i werti- 1 sprawo~nikom po IS i nas~itywaetw sebe bolee 400 ih opisanij. 1 sposobami: 1 s$=" " 1 ride of the valkyries 1 ras}irenaq igra 1 raspoloveniem wywodow tipa 1 raspe~atatx |kran (Y/N)? 1 raspe~atatx kartu na printere ? "; 1 q0sph><t,Pck 1 q(x)=p(x)-100 1 q(x)=p(x)-1 1 q(x)=p(x)+100 1 q(x)=p(x)+1 1 pusk proizojdet po '1' frontu nawhode 1 pt))))DM!yF 1 pot. ne bolee 66 mA. 1 pot. ne bolee 27 mA. 1 pot. ne bolee 20 mA. 1 pot. ne bolee 18 mA. 1 pot. ne bolee 40 mA. 1 posy=y*100 1 pos=dy*100 1 pilog.CCxi 1 p,4OFTWA(` 1 p(x)=q(x): 1 otli~no! imperiq "; 1 opqrstuvwxy 1 odnowibratora s perezapuskom. 1 ob%qwleniq- nikonow stas, 1 ob%qwleniq 1 o$$$$$$$$$$$$ 1 net rekordow sravenij na urowne. " 1 net portow w osnownoj igre" 1 net bolx}e portow 1 navmite ~to-nibudx dlq igry 1 napoleon bonapart 1 n$="Infuz$": 1 n$="Help$": 1 n$="Gidra$": 1 n$="G.Evgl$": 1 n$="Cherv$": 1 n$="Ameba$": 1 muzyka w razdelah: 1 muzyka w men`- 1 mumu- S.T.SAM. 1 mdAV_"TAaU)T ( 1 lz=b-22528 1 lx=p(x)-100 1 lx=f(x)-100 1 lose capital 1 layer!pres 1 kol-wo portow = "; 1 kg2'|ameVIC 1 kalxnym raspoloveniem wywodow 1 k:a9k:a7k:a9k:a7k:a9k:a5k:a9k:a5k9a7k9a5k9a7k9a5k9a7k9a5k9a7k9a5 1 k:9:7:9:7:9:5:9:59795979597959795 1 k1=df*yr/3 1 iz razgowora gerasima s mumu 1 iz razgowora gerasima s 1 ine.C Cxi 1 imperator stal vertwoj"; 1 igry- awtor neizwesten, 1 ieTZGSbGNO 1 hotite li wy prodolvatx staru`"; 1 hit-parad igr> 1 ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha 1 gy-hs974747 1 gr97474<97479 1 g/#e(a/g4-!o& 1 g/#e(a/g4-!i&a!#% 1 funeral march 1 fsEEJLgy--- 1 f(ft)=p(x) 1 ex,ey;" ": 1 emporer dies 1 ememy empire 1 ego k wra^u. -Swodila by, da wedx rybki ho^etsq! 1 e/a/g/e/a/g/e.a.g.e/a/g/ 1 e(a(g(e*a*g*/.o/ 1 e(a(g(e!a-g-e&a&g&e 1 e&a-e2a&g(c(a(&g%!e&a-c2a21 1 e!$&&)(54A@MLHHJJ 1 dx,dy;" ": 1 dPACE' K,TR 1 dFdHdKdNdQdSdWdZ 1 d3d5d7d9d<d>dAdD 1 d"d$d'd(d+d,d.d1 1 cx,cy;" ": 1 combat records 1 civil war init 1 civil war check 1 cgGRID BUSTED 1 cJcKcLcMcNcO 1 cBcCcDcEcFcG 1 build port 1 build fort 1 boot B{ 1 bdzx|d|||||< 1 bdjdddd`dddd 1 b:k9c:k7b:k9c:k7b:k9c:k5b:k9c:k5b9k7c9k5b9k7c9k5b9k7c9k5b9k7c9k5 1 b+a+++c+a+++b+a+++c+a+++b.a...c.a...b.a...c.a...b2a222c2a222b2a222c2a222b5a555c5a555b5a555c5a555 1 b+a+++c+a+++b+a+++c+a+++b.a...c.a...b.a...c.a...b2a222c2a222b2a222c2a2220000000000000000 1 b+a+++c+a+++b+a+++c+a+++b.a...c.a...b.a...c.a...b2a222c2a222b2a222c2a222 1 b(pn)=fy*100 1 awtory muzyki 1 awtorskaq programma 1 awtor. programma- S.T.SAM, 1 att1=att-8 1 aleksandr welikij 1 aMsPkR|M|' 1 aMsPkD}?}' 1 a/12c*a/12c+a/12/+*(./c1a.*%(%e&a#&* 1 a+/271/1-9764246276421/c.`/.m/ 1 a&(*&/-+*+-/+421/12419674o2 1 a&(*&/-+*+-/+421/1241967426k- 1 `lij cezarx 1 `D PROGRAMENG 1 `2421a246*/--`+-a+*k+a41-/+-o* 1 ]`^a_bcfdge 1 ]!3'|F[C}:7 1 \{U{N{G{@{9{2{+{${ 1 [ZZZ9:(28[7>5</3A[ 1 [JBBO84+")2<3/[9"\).((2:5[,47- 1 ZXCVASDFGQWERT1234509876POIUY 1 ZXCVASDFGQW 1 YeLKJH sMNBJC]kJOJMJ 1 Y,XIMAX,SO 1 XpR`513-681( 1 XPY,HT 199 1 X(8(8(8(8x 1 Wwedite polnoe nazwanie IS : 1 WYBOR 1 WXYZ[\]^_`a 1 WRExDCMPIL 1 W P Q R S T U V W@P@Q@R@S@T@U@V@W`P`Q`R`S`T`U`V`W 1 W P Q R S T U V 1 Version 1.03 1 VNJU74RFCMKI83ED 1 VMI Q DLQ WYHODA 1 VMI P DLQ 1 VIA 48/128KX( 1 UeMIV.CH".F. 1 UUUUUUUUUUQ 1 UUUUUUUUUU 1 UPPLY:TYSSE 1 UILMFAIRefd 1 U%uu%E%M%U%UuuE%E% 1 TSTPAUSE:; FROM SIMONS 1 TSTJIF:DB 0 1 TSTCNT:DB 0 1 TLY DAMAGE<BAD 1 TARASA BOGATYRQ 1 T/SUPPLY:TYS@\SE 1 Stream already ope 1 ShF*NF#"NF 1 Scorpion ZS 256, 1 STARTKEY:DW 0 1 SS[SSS[S[2rrRZ 1 SONG BY ST COMPILE{ 1 SHERWOOD, NEVERENDING STORY, 1 SHERLOCK, MESSAGE FROM 1 SELECT JOYSTIC 1 SA OFTW"6REC 1 S@T@U@V@W`P`Q`R` 1 S T U V W@P@Q@R@ 1 RUSSKAQ WERSIQ 1 RFH,WORLD 8Y: 1 RET;KEYS OK 1 RET Z;KEMP MODE 1 R.RrrJ"B"S 1 R DEFINE KEYS 1 QUARTER-FI 1 QOM%NAPnO? 1 Q DLQ WYHODA 1 Protected fil 1 PRINTKEYNUMS:;HIGHLIGHTING 1 POP HL;RET ADDR 1 P DLQ OTMENY 1 P PAUZA 1 P 1 OUTPUT DISK FULL! 1 OUTPUT DIRECTORY FULL! 1 OPES AND THOUGHTS ARE WITH YOU RHETTDEXTER. LIBERITA LOBELUM ZENNAN MESSAGE END DOGFIGHT 2187 DESIGNED BY STARLIGHT PROGRAMMED BY 1 OLgg|G|c]iMGMj 1 OI6Ix(n-)G5 1 O H I J K L M N O@H@I@J@K@L@M@N@O`H`I`J`K`L`M`N`O 1 O H I J K L M N 1 O H I J K L M 1 NC. NOW, WE BR 1 N@O`H`I`J`K`L`M` 1 N O@H@I@J@K@L@M@ 1 Music Routine by A.Severn 1 MicroProtector v 5.xx 1 MhTh[hbhihphwh 1 MMOR#L=6+I 1 MMMMMOOMMMMM 1 MMMMMONMMMMM 1 MMMMMNNMMMMM 1 MMMMMMMMMMMM 1 MMMMMFFMMMMM 1 MMMMMDDMMMMM 1 MMMMMCMMMMMM 1 MMMMMCCMMMMM 1 MAMPv1.03B 1 LED:CPUB"(, 1 LECT OPTION 1 LD IX,NAME_THAT 1 LD HL,TEXT6 1 LD HL,LBUF 1 LD HL,KTAB 1 LD HL,KEYS+5 1 LD HL,KEYS+3 1 LD HL,KEYS+2 1 LD HL,KEYS 1 LD HL,KEMPSTON 1 LD HL,BITTABLE 1 LD HL,9B00H 1 LD HL,60*256 1 LD DE,9B01H 1 LD DE,256*80+100 1 LD DE,256*100+40 1 LD DE,(CURPLR) 1 LD BC,1000 1 LD A,34; KEY P 1 LD A,0;STET 1 LD A,(MUFLG) 1 LD (HL),64 1 LD (HL),32 1 LD (HL),16 1 LD (HL),128 1 LD (HL),0FEH 1 L DONE YP'R 1 KEMPSTONA 1 KEMPSTON:DW 0 1 KEMPSTON 1 K KEMPSTON 1 JR Z,NOTW2 1 JR Z,NOTE2 1 JR Z,MUSICON 1 JR NZ,WAITKEY 1 JR NZ,STICK 1 JR NZ,NOTW 1 JR NZ,NOTSTK 1 JR NZ,NOTQUIT 1 JR NZ,NOTF 1 JR NZ,NOTE 1 JR NZ,NEXTKEY 1 JR NZ,CVOUT 1 JP Z,TOGMU 1 JP FRMKEMPMESS 1 JP FRMCONVERT 1 JEEAADEMJFEEA 1 IpPPWGDBJA@p 1 IXT<adPACE'D$ KEH1A[ HBGNXREH!K 1 IS najdena. 1 INTJIFF:DB 0 1 INTCNT:DB 0 1 INSIDE OUTING, ZOMBI, DUSTIN, 1 INITBITTABLE: 1 ICK UP/DOWN TO 1 Home/reName/All/Copy/Erase/Ret 1 Home/Mark/reName d/Drive/dOs/Ver 1 HL;N DIV col 1 HEEY ! IT'S F 1 G`@`A`B`C`D`E`F` 1 GREAT ESCAPE, HOBBIT, CURSE OF 1 G TO YOU VERY@@ C0L GAM 1 G TO YOU VER+ 1 G @ A B C D E F G@@@A@B@C@D@E@F@G`@`A`B`C`D`E`F`G 1 G @ A B C D E F 1 Filename in us 1 File open for writin 1 FRMCONVERT: 1 FQ WYHOD 1 FORGET IT!WOW!' 1 FLASH0xInc 1 FH,WORLD 8 1 FAST ? SLOW ? WEAPON ? SOUND ? HOLD ? UP ? DOWN ? LEFT ? RIGHT ? FIRE ? 1 F PLAYERS ( 1 Erase marked files (Y/N) ? 1 Epul C 1 Enter new name: 1 EconquestB 1 ERT1234509876POI 1 ER 1 SELECT YOU 1 Dwnimanie! 1 Dw@IT|STAFF 1 Dw y w o d : 1 Drival C 1 Dkompx`ter" 1 Diz razgowora gerasima s mumu 1 Dannaq informaciq otsutstwuet 1 Dannaq IS ne najdena 1 DW MUFLG+5 1 DW MUFLG+4 1 DPulsoid B9 1 DIGEST Bq 1 DEFINE KEYS 1 DD5:2uuqyt43 1 DCECFCGc@cA 1 DB 4,19,38,4,19,38 1 DB 37," 1988 MASTERTRONIC" 1 DB 222,3,9 1 DB 222,3,8 1 DB 222,3,7 1 DB 222,3,23 1 DB 222,3,21 1 DB 222,3,16 1 DB 222,3,15 1 DB 222,3,14 1 DB 222,3,13,216,64+6 1 DB 222,3,13 1 DB 222,3,12,"FIRE" 1 DB 222,3,11 1 DB 222,3,10 1 DB 222,14,0 1 DB 222,11,18 1 DB 222,10,3,216,64+7+128,"2" 1 DB 222,10,3,216,64+7+128,"1" 1 DB 216,64+7,255 1 DB 216,64+7 1 DB 216,64+48,222,7,3 1 DB 0,216,7+64,255 1 DB "WRITTEN BY" 1 DB "SILHOUETTE SOFTWARE" 1 DB "Q QUIT GAME" 1 DB "PROGRAM DESIGN BY" 1 DB "PRESS Q TO QUIT" 1 DB "PRESS Q TO EXIT" 1 DB "PRESS P TO CANCEL" 1 DB "PRESS P FOR" 1 DB "P PAUSE GAME" 1 DB "LEFT",222,3,10,"RIGHT" 1 DB "JOHN F CAIN" 1 DB "DZ LO92WSZ P01QA " 1 DB "DEFINE KEYS" 1 DB "BHY65TGVNJU74RFCMKI83E" 1 DB "3 DEFINE KEYS" 1 DB "2 TWO PLAYER GAME" 1 DB "1 ONE PLAYER GAME" 1 DB "0 PLAY GAME" 1 DB " PULSOID " 1 DART2.fntC 1 D)!(cg>dG)) 1 D roman "}kola". 1 D ob%qwleniq 1 D ZX-DIGEST' 1 D uprawlenie: 1 D ZX-DIGEST' 1 D roman }kola. 1 D LASER GENIUS 1 D CONQUEST 1 D ZX-DIGEST' 1 Change drive (Y/N) ? 1 CP 39;CAP SHIFT 1 CP 37;KEY Q 1 CP 34; KEY P 1 CP 32;SPACE 1 CP 24;SYMB 1 CKCCCKCCKC@@@@@@@@@@ 1 CJCKCLCMCNCOcHcI 1 CDEFGCDFHIJKLMNO 1 CALL Z,FLASHON 1 CALL WAITREL 1 CALL RDFIRE 1 CALL DELAY 1 C,(HL);B=0 1 [email protected][*}[y> 1 C) 19890DEM 1 C 1 C 1 B|BdDDhdDD 1 Bmap C 1 Blegion CX 1 Big HelpB_ 1 B`BDD|x|DD|< 1 BORED OF THE RINGS 1 BHY65TGVNJU74RFCMKI83EDZ LO92WSZ P01QA 1 BConquestB 1 BCKBNU9T-5, 1 B#C#D#E#F#GC@CAC 1 B utro. 1 B a.w.rusu. 1 AntiMicroProtector 1 ATTENTION ....INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE FREE PLANETS COUNCIL ..... PORTAL IN THE SPACE - TIME CONTINUUM GROWING LARGERLONG RANGE SCANS INDICATERAPID INCREASEIN THE NUMBER OF ENEMY CRAFTENTERING OUR DIMENSION. IMPERATIVE THAT YOU LOCATE AND ASSEMBLE THE COMPONENTS OF THE CHEVRON - STABILISER. THE FATE OF THE FREE WORLDS REST INYOUR HANDS. OUR HOPES AND THOUGHTS ARE WITH YOU RHETTDEXTER. LIBERITA LOBELUM ZENNAN MESSAGE END DOGFIGHT 2187 DESIGNED BY STARLIGHT PROGRAMMED BY TIM 1 ASM COMPILATION OF MENUET BY ANDREW SENDETSKI ASC 1 ANYFIRE:;IS EITHER PLAYER 1 ANDROMEDA, HUNCHBACK 1,2,3, 1 AES!JOYkIC 1 A@B@C@D@E@F 1 A!>';-7227-;'>!A 1 A [P] 1 A 160019, 1 A 1 @`USE JOYST 1 @W`P`Q`R`S`T`U`V 1 @O`H`I`J`K`L`M`N 1 @G`@`A`B`C`D`E`F 1 @9FREE PASS! 1 @1)!VIEW HIGH 1 =1, to zapusk proizojdet po '1' frontu na 1 =1, to zapusk pro-izojdet po '0' frontu na 1 <A> Title: Exe-files: 1 <$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$>+#############################/ [TIRLIC SLU~AI W RESTORANE ~APAEW I PETXKA SUPRUVESKAQ VIZNX NA~ALXNIKI I POD~INENNYE WRA~I I BOLXNYE WOENNYE AY IZ VIZNI VIWOTNYH SLU~AI W MAGAZINE SME[NYE ANEKDOTY ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( 1 ;TEST FOR NO DOUBLES 1 ;PRESSING FIRE 1 ;KEY "COUNT" 1 ;A@CBD$#!" 1 ;*********************** 1 ;******************* 1 ;"zemlq ";tn 1 ;"zasunxte disketu w diskowod.": 1 ;"zasunte disketu w diskowod i navmite ~to-nibudx." 1 ;"zamknite l`bu` klawi}u" 1 ;"wy ne imeete prawa stroitx "; 1 ;"wwedite koordinaty stolicy" 1 ;"wtoraq koordinata ?" 1 ;"wam hwatit i 10-ti fortow": 1 ;"w stolice": 1 ;"w more !": 1 ;"urowenx slovnosti ";sf; 1 ;"stolicu zdesx ! powtorite"; 1 ;"stolicu " 1 ;"stal vertwoj |pidemii": 1 ;"sil ne hwatit postroitx fort"; 1 ;"sil ne hwatit postroitx fort "; 1 ;"rekordy sravenij": 1 ;"prowozglasil sqbq imperatorom ": 1 ;"prawilxno ? (Y/N)" 1 ;"postroeno portow = ";ft; 1 ;"poku}eniq" 1 ;"perwaq koordinata ?" 1 ;"perewel na russkij bogatyrx ilxq" 1 ;"navmite"; 1 ;"navmite ~to-nibudx dlq igry " 1 ;"legion"; 1 ;"imperiq su{estwowala ";YR;" let" 1 ;"imperator pogib" 1 ;"igru ? (Y/N) 1 ;"hotite zapisatx igru ?(Y/N)" 1 ;"gravdanskaq wojna": 1 ;"god ";yr: 1 ;"fajl ne s~itan !!!": 1 ;"dowolxno bolx}aq " 1 ;"V -pokazatx porty"; 1 ;"S -zapisx igry"; 1 ;"R -pokazatx rekordy sravenij" 1 ;"P -postroitx port"; 1 ;"O -pokazatx otkrytoe more " 1 ;"G -setka na kartu"; 1 ;"FILE ABSENT !": 1 ;"F -postroitx fort"; 1 ;"ERROR OF WORK WITH DISK": 1 ;"D -pokazatx forty" 1 ;"CONQUEST": 1 ;"C -skopirowatx kartu na printer"; 1 ;"<edit>-help": 1 ;"<N> dlq nowoj igry": 1 ;"<C>-prodolvenie(ras}irenaq igra)" 1 ;"8 -na wostok"; 1 ;"7 -na sewer"; 1 ;"6 -na `g"; 1 ;"5 -na zapad"; 1 ;"3 - LOOK 1 ;"1995 COPYRIGHT BY RUSSIAN WOLVES" 1 ;"0 -nikuda"; 1 ;"(printer dolven podkl`~en) 1 ;" wo glawe pobevdennogo stal drugoj na~alxnik"; 1 ;" w ~estnoj shwatke pobedil "; 1 ;" ocenki welikih l`dej :"; 1 ;" legion stal vertwoj |pidemii": 1 ;" igry (1-5) 1 ;" (printer dolven bytx podkl`~en " 1 ;" (pod~inq`{ijsq wam) razbit "; 1 ;" wragi sovgli wa}u stolicu " 1 ;" Navmite klawi{i:" 1 ;" warwary srawnqli s zemlej "; 1 ;" navmite ~to-nibudx" 1 ;" wspyhnula |pidemiq" 1 ;" wa}a ocenka "; 1 ;" komandir "; 1 ;" "; 1 ;" ": 1 8Header.TB 1 88888888888888888888888888888))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) 1 7stories1C 1 7h.d. CP 1 7ZX-DIGEST 1 7ZX Spectrum 1 7Stories1Bn 1 7STORIES1, NATURE, HEADER EDITOR, 1 779742frE@HE 1 7"doma}nij kompx`ter" 1 7"doma}nij 1 7 ZX Spectrum 1 7 STRATEGY 1 7 SCORPION ZS 256. 1 7 NORTH & 1 7 "s\astliwyj" denx moej vizni. 1 7 ZX-DIGEST' 1 7 RUSSIAN 1 7 a t t e s t a c i q 1 7 dlq ZX-SPECTRUM 1 7 hit-parad 1 7 PULSOID 1 7 a.w.rusu. 1 6awtorskaq programma 1 6INFOGRAMES 1 6Header.DB% 1 6HEADER.T. 1 6 wwedenie 1 6 SOVOK SOFTWARE 1 6 CONQUEST 1 6 SOVOK SOFTWARE 1 6 RUSSIAN WOLVES 1 6 HEADER EDITOR 1 6 ADVENTURELAND, 1 6 SOVOK 1 6 [Q] 1 6 AntiMicroProtector 1 6 STORIES1 1 6 NATURE 1 6 HEADER EDITOR 1 6 COMPRESS 1 6 BIG HELP 1 5UU]UUuUUUUU 1 5:6>A[7>5</3A[:./4).5[725>A[:??)>(([4=[74:?25<A[:)):"\([5:6>A[5 1 555AG4 1 555AG3 1 555505A5555505555555<555<5555555 1 533AG4 1 533AG3 1 5.ROBOCOP 1-3 10. 1 4MicroProtector 1 4A@B@C@D@E@F@ 1 4.WEC LE MANS 9.SIM CITY 1 4 TAPE-DISK 1 4 DISK-TAPE 1 4 2:5030/94.28 1 4 AntiMicroProtector 1 4 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 4 MELBOURNE HOUSE,1984 1 4 MASTERTRONIC, 1988 1 4 670020, 1 4 663310, 1 4 660912, 1 4 650060, 1 4 634034, 1 4 620072, 1 4 420033, 1 4 413105, 1 4 397001, 1 4 366429, 1 4 333028, 1 4 195272, 1 4 169908, 1 4 160019, 1 3pEXMXUXiYqY 1 3=1, to wyhodnojimpulxs sformiruetsq s na~alom 1 3=1, to odnowib-rator otreagiruet na '0' front impulxsa na 1 3: Next tune. 1 30720,34815 1 3.FIGHTER BOMBER 8.TOMAHAWK 1 3) < 3.2 mA. 1 3) < 0.08 mA. 1 3 .. NEITHER 1 3 KONTROLX 1 2i@iNi\iji 1 2ftEE@Cgy994 1 2frEE@Cgy994 1 2ZSS00555=55 1 2=1, to za- 1 2; 2.esli 1 2: Kill music. 1 256*22(K{'OLY 1 256*22(KOLY~ 1 25+./[5:6>[E_qP 1 21.ELITE 1-X 6.DOWN TO EARTH 1 2.NORTH & SOUTH 7.DIZZY 1-X 1 2) < 0.8 mA. 1 2) < 0.4 mA. 1 2) < 0.1 mA. 1 2 DWA IGROKA 1 2 .. PLAYER 2 1 2 1 1: Start Music. 1 19910DEMXTAH#adPA,' K"btTRA2 GNB 1 155AG3 1 155AG1 1 1533AG3 1 133AG3 1 133AG1 1 128( MU'C/FX 1 1) < 0.1 mA. 1 1 OR 2 PLAYERS 1 1 ODIN IGROK 1 1 .. PLAYER 1 1 0@@pCCCK@@@ 1 07WRTt"BqPPW 1 07.02. \97BjPY 1 0 ( ! 0 1 0 IGRATX 1 /``,*``'%``#!`` 1 /-+))((&&$ 1 .CompressB 1 ... 1 -1479=@CEILOQUX[ 1 --------------------------^ 1 -------------------- 1 ----------------- 1 ----------- 1 ,UXLGPI+1;2 1 ,O.H.GFF)R 1 +e);" legiona"; 1 ++++2+C+++++2+C+7777>777>7777777 1 +&.es).))0)$-(-( 1 +#"e%)!$$##$=5qqtt;344 1 *aF"dF:cF2fF 1 *!)":#3"2!9#+ 1 )@CAREGF$$ 1 ):!&+:$"#2):#2) 1 )(54A@<<>> 1 )!->=>eG)+( 1 ) < 3.2 mA. 1 ) < 0.8 mA. 1 ) < 0.4 mA. 1 ) < 0.2 mA. 1 ) < 0.08 mA. 1 ) < 0.04 mA. 1 (x-a,y-b): 1 (\QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ3>7+QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ7[V[74:?[3>:?>)[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[([V[(:->[3>:?>)[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[2[V[25=4)6:/245[:94./[3>:?>)[[[[5[V[25+./[5:6>[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[*[V[.+[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[:[V[?4,5[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[\(+:8>\[V[25+./[9"/>([[[[[[[[[[[>[V[*.2/[+)4<):6[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[3[V[3>7+[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ 1 (S155) korpusah s wertikalxnym 1 (S+1)+256* 1 (LstInv),HL 1 (KS531) korpusah s wertikalxnym raspoloveniem wywodow tipa 1 (KR531) i steklokerami~eskih 1 (KR1533,KF1533), metallokerami- 1 (K533,I533,533). 1 (555,K555) i metallokerami~eskih(KM555) korpusah s wertikalxnym raspoloveniem wywodow tipa 1 (3832) 47-40-5$ 1 (155,K155), metallokerami~eskih (KM155) i steklokerami~eskih 1 (,/,(,/,&*-*&*-*!!!!%%%%&&''(((( 1 (((,((((((, < 1 (((((, ,((( 1 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##"a\"c\"e\ 1 #"a\"c\"e\>8 1 "vRTt#c %""rDDs# "&"|DC{ 1 "stories1" 1 "conquest" 1 "cZXCVASDFGQW 1 "``'G``KW``]```ch 1 "Priwet! " 1 "Nature BF 1 "ART2.fnt" 1 "ADDRESS COMPRESSING > ";S: 1 "5-Dovdewoj ^erwx" 1 "2-Infuzoriq-tufelxka" 1 "1-\wglena zelenaq" 1 "+jb")N~=; 1 "%(+.147:<?BDGJLOQTVX[]_acegijlnoqrtuvwyzz{|}~~ 1 """"""""""""""""&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&)))))))))))))))) 1 "" ""b*!AI! )AA!!!AA@@A 1 "!"e&&()(&$ 1 " uznatx mnogo nowogo o mire "," okruva`}ej nas prirody. " 1 " "h5457542 1 " "d)()+)(& 1 " DUNCAN NIGHtINGaLe 1984" 1 " W |toj programme my "," predlagaem wam " 1 " awtor igry": 1 " CONQUEST" 1 !N+EU,Ak-O 1 !AUTO ! 1 !"G.Evgl$" 1 poda`t log.'0'. 1 ZX-SPECTRUM 1 ZERO ENERGY LEVEL ... LIFE SUPPORT FAILURE .... GAME OVER 1 Your CONFUSE and your command is ABORTed ! 1 Wypuskaetsq w metallokerami~es-kih (KM533,K533,M533,533) i 1 Wypuskaetsq w metallokerami~es-kih (K133,KM133,M133,133) i 1 Whodnaq logika IS pozwolqet 1 WARNING SHIELDS WEAK 1 W@P@Q@R@S@T@U@V 1 VER+COOL GAMEv 1 Tipowye parametry: 1 Tip realizacii wypolnqemyh fun-kcij: TTL. 1 Tip logiki : TTL. 1 Takih anekdotow u nas net. 1 SHIP DESTROYED BY ENEMY FIRE .... GAME OVER 1 RAZD 2C 1 Princip uprawleniq IS analogi- ~en uprawleni` IS ...AG3. 1 OUT OF TIME .... GAME OVER 1 O@H@I@J@K@L@M@N 1 MISSION COMPLETE ... YOU HAVE SAVED THE UNIVERSE ... THE COUNCIL HAS AUTHORISED ME TO AWARD YOU THE ZELON STAR ... GIVEN BUT ONCE BEFORE IN AEONS PAST ... YOUR NAME WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED WITH HONOUR 1 Ilya Fomin. 1 Dlq prinuditelxnogo ostanowa nawhod 1 Dannaq IS sodervit w sebe dwa 1 Dannaq IS imeet w sebe dwa od- nowibratora bez perezapuska s 1 DANGER SHIELDS OUT 1 CAUTION FUEL LEVEL LOW 1 C D E F G 1 Analog : 1 ALL SYSTEMS GO 1 @ 1987 STARLIGHT SOFTWARE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED @ DOGFIGHT 2187 1 4D_hUENT! 1 48/128K (C) " 1 1995 Wologda. Tel.:7-87-34. 1 1987 Players. 1 (KM533,M533) i 1 (1533,I1533) i 1 ( QB 256, COPY 256,NewTrack ...), 1 ( 'Spectrofon N13',' 1 !"#$%&'()012* 1 zadervka rasprostraneniq 10ns potreblqemaq mo}nostx 10mWt/l| rabota perekl`~eniq 100pDv 1 wremq zadervki 4ns 1 wremq zadervki 3ns 1 wremq zadervki 10ns 1 razwetwlenie po wyhodu 10 1 potreblqemaq mo}nostx 1mWt/l| rabota perekl`~eniq 4pDv 1 potreblqemaq mo}nostx 19mWt/l| rabota perekl`~eniq 57pDv 1 potreblqemaq mo}nostx 10mWt/l| rabota perekl`~eniq 100pDv 1 naprqvenie pitaniq +5W 1 ko|fficient razwetwleniq 40 1 GAME OVER 1 COMPRESS,ANTIMICROPROTECTOR, 1 . %-- 1 (20x30). 1 ~to wy za nogti na nogah otrastili- kak u orla, hotx po derewxqm lazaj. 1 ~to wy matom rugaetesx, kak malenxkie deti! 1 ~apaew i Petxka okazalisx w lesu, i im ne^em bylo naru- bitx drow. Po{el ~apaew za hworostom, wozwra}aetsq i wi- dit ku^u drow: -Petxka, ty ^em drowa ru- bil? -Da, bumerangami. -Kakimi bumerangami? -Da, won temi, bumerangami. -Nu, Petxka! Esli ty e}e raz wozxme{x moi noski, q twoe odeqlo poloma`! 1 navmite ~to-nibudx" 1 [ellenberg wyzwal [tirlica: -~to wy delali do 1917 go- da? [tirlic prismotrelsq: -Bat`{ki! Da nikak Wasilij Iwanowi^? -\h, Petxka, razbrosala nas wojna! 1 Zawedu`}ij ugolxnym skladom rugaet molodogo kladow}ika: -Rabotae{x dwa mesqca, a do sih por ne nau^ilsq razli^atx sort uglq. -A q zato nau^ilsq drugomu. -~emu? -Uznal, ^to tonna wesit 700 kilogramm. 1 Zaqc widit: na polqne levit wolk. Laskowym, zaiskiwa`}im goloskom spra{iwaet: -~to, Wol^ok, otdyhae{x? -Da net, Kosoj, w kapkan popal. -U-u, razleglasx tut, seraq skotina! 1 Wy w kakom wide, towari} kursant?! Pered wami celyj major stoit! 1 Wy movete uznatx o serii, o samoj mikrosheme, posmotretx 1 Wstre^a`tsq dwe podruvki: -Oj, w^era w magazine wstretila twoego muva, on mne takoj anekdot rasskazal, q tak smeqlasx, tak smeqlasx - ^utx s posteli ne upala! 1 Wra^: -Wy ve w na{em sanatorii le^ilisx w pro{lom godu, obe- }ali perestatx pitx i statx drugim ^elowekom! Bolxnoj: -Q i stal drugim ^elowekom, no on tove na^al pitx. 1 Whodnaq logika IS pozwolqet zapuskatx odnowibrator neskolx- kimi sposobami: 1 W tri ^asa no^i policejskij ostanawliwaet prohovego: -Kuda wy naprawlqetesx? -Na lekci` o morali, gos- podin policejskij. -Ne moro^xte mne golowu, kto ^itaet lekci` o morali w takoe wremq? -Moq vena... 1 W restorane posetitelx za- kazywaet tort. Oficiant pri- nes i spra{iwaet: -Wam kak razrezatx? Na {estx ili na dwenadcatx kus- kow? -Lu^{e na {estx. Dwenadcatx q, nawernoe, ne s%em. 1 W denx rovdeniq muva vena kri^it emu iz drugoj komnaty: -Wasx, ty dave ne predstaw- lqe{x, kakoj ^udesnyj podarok q tebe prigotowila! -Tak pokavi skoree! -Sej^as, q uve nadewa`... 1 Vena- muvu: -Brosaj kuritx! Znae{x, ^to movno kupitx na te denxgi, ^to uhodqt na sigarety? -Zna`. Tebe- {ubu, mne- ni- ^ego. 1 Vena spra{iwaet u muva: -Ty widel muv^inu, kotoryj spas menq, kogda q tonula? -Widel, on prihodil ko mne izwinqtxsq. 1 Vena - muvu: -Q sbega` k sosedke na mi- nutku, a ty pome{iwaj ka{u kavdye pol^asa! 1 Usly{aw laj karaulxnoj so- baki, peredatx signal gromko, bystro i bez iskaveniq. 1 Ukrainec poehal w Afriku kupatxsq. Kupaetsq, a pod wo- doj nogi kto-to }eko^et. Uk- rainec spra{iwaet: -Hto tam balue? Nikto ne otwe^aet. Opqtx kupaetsq. Nogi kto-to }eko- ^et. -Hto tam balue? Opqtx nikto ne otwe^aet. W tretij raz spra{iwaet: -Hto tam balue? -Da ce v q - krokodil... 1 Tanki nastupa`t nebolx{imi gruppami po dwa-tri ^eloweka. 1 Sultan sobral wseh swoih trista ven i skazal: -Q pokida` was, q pol`bil drugoj garem. 1 Sej^as q razberusx kak sleduet i nakavu kogo popalo! 1 Rukowodq}ij rabotnik kito- bojnoj flotilii prihodit k Brevnewu i wywaliwaet ku^u zolotyh monet. -\to... ^to? Wzqtka? -Nu ^to wy, Leonid Ilxi^... \to my na{li w br`he u kita. -A kak oni tuda popali? -On proglotil ispansku` ka- rawellu s zolotom. -A gde ve ostalxnoe zoloto? -Rastworilosx w veludke. 1 Rodilsq u wolka wol^onok. Wolk ego ka^aet i prigowari- waet: -A ^xi u tebq glazki? -Maminy! -A ^xi u tebq zubki? -Papiny! -A ^xi u tebq u{ki?..Nu, zaqc, pogodi! 1 Razgowariwa`t dwa staryh wra^a: -U menq byl odin bolxnoj, kotoryj po wsem prognozam dolven byl umeretx e}e desqtx let nazad, a on wse e}e viw. -Da, tak bywaet. \to e}e raz dokazywaet, ^to kogda bolxnoj dejstwitelxno ho^et vitx, to medicina bessilxna. 1 Pustx ^islo tankow rawno iks... Net,malo. Lu^{e igrek. 1 Prihodit polkownik domoj - i s poroga: -A mne segodnq priswoili generala! Vena rada. A no^x` tolkaet muva w bok: -Priznajsq ve, Senq, wedx ty w vizni ne dumal, ne ga- dal, ^to bude{x kogda-nibudx spatx s generalx{ej? 1 Predstawxte situaci`: row- noe pole, ni qmki,ni ko^ki, ni koly{ka... I wdrug iz-za ugla wyezvaet tank! 1 Posetitelx w restorane: -U menq ne tak uv mnogo de- neg, ^to by wy mne posoweto- wali, oficiant? -Perebratxsq w drugoj res- toran. 1 Pokupatelx interesuetsq w magazine: -~to za strannyj u was wy- bor towarow- saksofony i pis- tolety? -Ni^ego strannogo, s|r, kak tolxko kto-nibudx pokupaet saksofon, k nam srazu ve be- vit ego sosed, ^toby kupitx pistolet. 1 Pokupatelx - prodaw}ice parf`mernogo otdela: -Po^emu |to u was odekolon $Russkij les$ bez |tiketki? -A wam ne wse rawno? -\to wam wse rawno, a mne na stol stawitx. 1 Pokupatelx - prodaw}ice parf`mernogo otdela: -Po^emu |to u was odekolon "Russkij les" bez |tiketki? -A wam ne wse rawno? -\to wam wse rawno, a mne na stol stawitx. 1 Poehal Wasilij Iwanowi^ |k- zameny w akademi` zdawatx. ~erez nekotoroe wremq wozwra- }aetsq. Petxka spra{iwaet: -Nu kak, postupil? -Net, Petxka. Zadali mne zada^u: skolxko budet nolx pqtx pl`s nolx pqtx? Nutrom ^uwstwu`, ^to litr, a matema- ti^eski dokazatx ne ume`. 1 Po-qponski kabinet na^alx- nika- "hatahama". 1 Petxka spra{iwaet ~apaewa: -Wasilij Iwanowi^, a ^to takoe glasnostx? -A |to, Petxka, kogda ty move{x goworitx, ^to ho^e{x. I pro menq, i pro Furmanowa. I ni^ego tebe Petxka za |to ne budet- ni sedla nowogo, ni burki, ni otpuska! 1 Petxka pribegaet k ~apewu i goworit: -Wasilij Iwanowi^! W lesu belye! -Ne do gribow mne Petxka, ne do gribow. 1 Petxka popal w plen. Tri dnq ego pytali, no tak ni^ego i ne dobilisx. Brosili w ka- meru, a sami smotrqt w gla- zok. Sidit Petxka na polu i bxetsq golowoj o stenu: -Dopilsq do skleroza. Tak i rasstrelqtx mogut! 1 Pacient: -Skavite, doktor, wam wseg- da udaetsq udalitx zub bez boli? -Uwy, moj drug, ne wsegda. W^era, naprimer, q wywihnul sebe ruku. 1 Odnavdy, wnu^ek, q wywel iz stroq trista soldat, - wspo- minaet weteran. -Uh ty! - woshitilsq wnuk. - Tebe nawernqka dali za |to orden? -Widi{x li, q togda sluvil powarom w u^ebnom lagere. 1 Ob%qwlenie w restorane: "Prosxba k posetitelqm ne wstawatx iz-za stola, poka kruvitxsq potolok." 1 Nastupaem we^erom na ras- swete. 1 Na^alxnik wygowariwaet pod- ^inennomu: -Wy ni^ego ne uspewaete. Pridetsq, widimo, nanqtx dru- gogo sotrudnika. -Bylo by neploho, {ef, ra- boty hwatit dlq nas oboih. 1 Na^alxnik wstre^aet swoego pod^inennogo i s wozmu}eniem goworit: -Snowa napilsq? W^era q byl prosto s^astliw, kogda uwidel tebq trezwym! -To bylo w^era, a segodnq moq o^eredx bytx s^astliwym. 1 Na uborke territorii: sneg dolven bytx belym i kwadratnym. 1 Na aukcione prodawali popu- gaq. Posle oviwlennyh torgow pticu kupil mister Dvons. -Nade`sx, popugaj umeet go- woritx? - sprosil on u auk- cionista. -A kak ve?! Wedx imenno on sostqzalsq s wami wo wremq torgow. 1 My o~enx nadeemsq, ~to na{i 1 Muvik re{il wzqtx za grani- cu swoego l`bimogo popugaq. Tamovennik goworit: -Wam pridetsq zaplatitx 200 dollarow. -Po^emu? -Esli by |to bylo ^u^elo popugaq, to po{lina ne wzima- lasx by. Muvik zadumalsq. I w |tot moment razdalsq rezkij krik popugaq: -Ne wzdumaj sower{itx glu- postx! 1 Muv: -Po^emu ty otgladila mne br`ki tolxko do kolen? -Da q ve tebq skolxko raz prosila, sdelaj {nur ut`ga dlinnee! -Ladno, wse qsno...A po^emu ty mne ruba{ku kupila na {estx razmerow bolx{e, ^em q no{u? -Da ne hotelosx, ^toby pro- daw}ica widela, za kakim moz- lqkom q zamuvem. 1 Muv- vene: -Kogda werne{xsq domoj? -Kogda so^tu nuvnym. -Ladno. No ne minutoj poz- ve! 1 Muv w posteli, u nego gripp. -Dorogaq, esli q umru, ty bude{x hotx nemnogo grustitx obo mne? -Kone^no, dorogoj, ty ve znae{x, ^to q pla^u po kavdomu pustqku. 1 Muv lomitsq w dwerx: -Otkrywaj, vena. Wse rawno q zna`, ^to ty ne odna. Stu^it kulakami, botinkami. Golos veny iz-za dweri: -Ty rogami e}e stukni, ro- gami. 1 Milicioner ostanawliwaet muvika s werewkoj wokrug poq- sa: -\to ^to u was? -Powe{usx! Vena u{la... -Da wrode by werewku-to nado na {e`. -Probowal! Zadyha`sx... 1 Matros kupil slowarx mor- skih terminow, polistal ego i zametil: -~to-to malowato terminow! A gde ve te, ^to oby^no upot- reblqet na{ kapitan? 1 M`ller wyzwal [tirlica i skazal: -[tirlic, a professor Plej- {ner, okazywaetsq, wa{ upol- nomo^ennyj. [tirlic zadumalsq: -Otkuda on upal, i po^emu namo^ennyj? 1 Korowa lezet na derewo. -\j, ty za^em leze{x? - spra{iwaet worona. -Da qblo^ek zahotelosx po- estx. -\to v bereza! Otkuda na nej qbloki? -A u menq s soboj. 1 Kapitan soldatu: -Kopatx poka zdesx,a q poj- du uzna`, gde nado! 1 Kapitan postroil soldat i goworit: -Na bronetransportere slo- malasx raciq. Kto smovet po- ^initx? -Towari} kapitan, a u was raciq na lampah ili na tran- zistorah? -Dlq debilxnyh powtorq`: na bronetransportere. 1 Kak baraban ne trubi- tolku wse rawno ne budet. 1 K selxskomu wra^u pri{el na priem pxqnica: -Doktor, u menq veludok bo- lit. -Pxete? -Px`, no ne pomogaet. 1 Iwan dolgo rasskazywaet o swoih podwigah na wojne. Petr: -Udiwlq`sx, za^em togda ar- miq byla nuvna? 1 General na placu nedowolxno spra{iwaet u soldat: -~xi okurki? ~xi okurki? -Ne znaem, towari} general, berite i kurite. 1 Dwa priqtelq razgowariwa`t: -Moq vena- angel. -S^astliwec, a moq e}e viwa! 1 Doktor- bolxnomu: -Kurite? -Net. -Valx. Esli by wy kurili, q porekomendowal by wam bro- sitx, i wam srazu stalo by leg^e. 1 Do [tirlica ne do{lo pisxmo iz Centra. On pere^ital e}e raz, no wse rawno ne do{lo. 1 Dnewalxnyj! U was tut stolxko musora,^to w golowe ne ukladywaetsq! 1 Direktor kompanii spra{iwa- et pod^inennogo: -Gde wy hranite wavnye do- kumenty? -W sejfe, s|r. -\to wpolne nadevno? -Razumeetsq, kl`^om sejf ne otkrytx! -No kak ve wy wse-taki ego otkrywaete? -Nogtem, s|r! 1 Derzajte ... 1 Demobilizowannyj morqk wer- nulsq domoj. Vena wstre^aet s tremq detxmi. -Otkuda stolxko?- poraven morqk. -Ty ^to, zabyl, pered pro- wodami na flot... -Nu ladno, |to odin. -A potom q k tebe priezva- la... -Horo{o, wtoroj. Nu, a tre- tij-to? -A valko, ^to li? Pustx be- ga`t! 1 Dannyj sprawo~nik po integra-lxnym mikroshemam qwlqetsq raz- rabotkoj kompanii 1 Dannaq programma qwlqetsq 1 Dannaq IS qwlqetsq odnowibra-torom bez perezapuska s trigge- rom [mitta na whode. 1 Dama w magazine primerila bolee polusotni {lqpok, poka ne wybrala tu, kotoraq podho- dila ej k licu. -Wot |tu q beru, skolxko ona stoit? -Niskolxko, wy w nej pri{- li. 1 Borman ehal na ma{ine so skorostx` wosemxdesqt kilo- metrow w ^as, a rqdom beval [tirlic i delal wid, ^to pro- guliwaetsq. 1 ========================== 1 3.Esli 1 2.Esli 1 1.Esli 1 -~to za swinxq tut pro{la- korowa, ^to li? 1 -~to wy, towari} kursant, takoj nerownyj kwadrat na- risowali! Wy ^to- dalxtonik? 1 -\to prawda, ^to ty venilsq na swoej vene tolxko potomu, ^to u nee mnogo deneg? -\to wranxe! Q venilsq po- tomu, ^to u menq ne bylo ni gro{a. 1 -\h, ne nado mne bylo venitxsq, - valuetsq odin sotrudnik drugomu. - Vena me- nq terpetx ne movet, kogda q pxqn, a q ee - kogda trezw. 1 -[tirlic, a wy po^emu ne zakusywaete? - s podozreniem spra{iwaet M`ller. - Wy ^to- russkij? -My,nemcy, - narod |konom- nyj, - wykrutilsq [tirlic. 1 -Wy za{li w na{ restoran, zakazali wsego li{x stakan wody i prespokojno uhodite?! -A wam by, kone^no, hote- losx, ^toby q wypolz iz nego na ^etwerenxkah? 1 -Wasilij Iwanowi^, u was estx ^istye noski? -Da, wozxmi. Tam, pod kro- watx` stoqt. 1 -Ty za ^to venu pobil? -A pustx ne zanudstwuet. Sel w^era k telewizoru perwo- majsku` demonstraci` posmot- retx, a ona pristala: wynesi elku, wynesi elku.. 1 -Tak, tak, - weselo goworit doktor. - Segodnq wy ka{lqete zna^itelxno lu^{e. -E}e by, q ve ws` no^x trenirowalsq. 1 -Spasibo tebe, l`bimyj, za cwety. No mne kavetsq, ^to ty sli{kom dolgo uwlekae{xsq botanikoj. Pora by perekl`- ^itxsq na mineralogi`. 1 -Q ne mogu postawitx to^nyj diagnoz, potomu ^to mne ka- vetsq, ^to winowata zdesx wodka. -W takom slu^ae, q zajdu k wam, doktor, kogda wy budete trezwym. 1 -Q k wam pri{el iz Kantemi- rowskoj diwizii. A tam, kak izwestno, durakow ne dervat. 1 -Ponimae{x, - goworit pod- ruga podruge, - s moi Wasi- liem ^to-to strannoe proisho- dit: nalxet wody w wannu, zabrosit tuda udo^ku i sidit, sidit... -Da ty by swodila 1 -Podsudimyj... Ot^ego umer- la wa{a perwaq vena? -Ot gribow. -A wtoraq? -Tove ot gribow. -A tretxq? -Ot sotrqseniq mozga. -A kak |to slu^ilosx? -O^enx prosto- ne hotela estx griby. 1 -Po^emu wy prodaete palxto bez karmanow? -~toby wory ne smogli was ograbitx. 1 -Otwratitelxnaq u was soba- ka! Q ej hleba brosil, a ona menq za ikru ukusila. -Prekrasnaq sobaka! Prosto ona l`bit buterbrod s ikroj. 1 -Oficiant, podajte mne bulxon! -Naturalxnyj ili iskusst- wennyj? -A kak wy delaete iskusst- wennyj? -Rashoduem odin koncentrat. -A naturalxnyj? -Na naturalxnyj idet dwa koncentrata. 1 -Oficiant! ~to |to za vid- kostx? -Bulxon, towari} kapitan dalxnego plawaniq. -Zna^it, q tridcatx let plawal w bulxone. 1 -Oficiant! Po^emu u was salfetki virnye? -A q ne zna`, po^emu wy li- co rukami wytiraete. 1 -Moj muv umer srazu posle swadxby... -Emu zdorowo powezlo! -Po^emu? -Potomu ^to dolgo ne mu- ^ilsq. 1 -Kogda q byl holostym, o^enx boqlsq supruveskoj viz- ni. -A teperx? -Teperx ubedilsq, ^to boqlsq ne naprasno. 1 -Gospodin psihiatr, pomogi- te moemu muvu. On s^itaet se- bq skakowoj lo{adx`. -\to potrebuet dlitelxnogo i dorogostoq}ego le^eniq. -Ne imeet zna^eniq: denxgi u nas estx. On uve wyigral tri zabega. 1 -Gospodin polkownik, - spra{iwaet `nyj poru^ik, - kogda wy byli molodymi, kakie u was byli l`bimye uwle^eniq? -Ohota i ven}iny, poru^ik! -A za kem wy ohotilisx? -Za ven}inami,poru^ik! 1 -Dorogoj, pered na{imi ok- nami poselilsq molodoj inte- resnyj muv^ina. Mne kavetsq, ^to nado powesitx zanaweski, ^toby on ne smotrel, kogda q budu razdewatxsq -Za^em! Dostato^no emu pos- motretx na tebq odin raz, on tut ve sam powesit u sebq za- naweski. 1 -Dorogoj, nad toboj kru- vitsq zelenaq muha. -Nu i ^to? -No muha-to zelenaq! -Ty ho^e{x skazatx, ^to q derxmo? -Net, q ni^ego ne gowor`, no muhu-to ne prowede{x. 1 -Doktor, q strada` rasst- rojstwom pamqti! -S kakih por? -~to- s kakih por? 1 -Doktor, my s venoj ^asto ssorimsq. ~to delatx? -Hodite bolx{e pe{kom, ne menee pqti milx w denx. De- lajte tak i pozwonite mne ^erez paru nedelx. ~erez 2 nedeli zwonit tele- fon: -Doktor, wa{ sowet mne zdo- rowo pomog. -~to, ne ssoritesx s venoj? -Net, q wedx teperx w 60-ti milqh ot doma. 1 -Doktor! ~to mne delatx? Vene wse huve i huve. -Razwe piqwki ej ne pomog- li? -Net! Tri {tuki sxela, bolx{e ne ho^et. 1 -Allo, |to ob}estwo ohrany viwotnyh? -Da. -Pro{u was, pri{lite s`da kogo-nibudx. U nas wo dwore po^talxon wzobralsq na derewo i oskorblqet na{ego doga. 1 - Towari} kursant, wy bude- te mesti ot KPP. - A dokuda, towari} ser- vant? - Do we^era! 1 file(s) 0 marked 1 Seriq 555(analog 1 Seriq 533(analog 1 Seriq 531 (analog 1 Seriq 155 (analog 1 Seriq 133 (analog 1 ======================= 1 "nat.scr" 1 BETA COMMANDER ver 1.4 by Trubinov J.U. on 06.04.91 1 300 1 150 1 -------------------- 1 "nature.c" 1 awtory muzyki: 1 ------------------ 1 (382-2) 44-63-65, 1 (7-ob}., 14-+5W) 1 ; RASTER 1 :v 1 "ZX- 1 lodygin andrej. 1 Seriq 1533. 1 BIG HELP. 1 250 1 200 1 " 1 "FLAT 50, MESSIR". 1 100" 1 ( 1 T.A.W. 1 1 1